"i know you want to..."
"ha ha... but i only have sex with people i love, or at the very least care in the slightest about, and the chances of me falling in love with you are about a million to one. so no."
"you're fucked up."
"i know, right?"
today he text me ~ you said you only sleep with people you care about in the slightest. you seem to love being direct, so i'll put this in your language. do you even care?